GET HARD, CUM HARD

I’m going to make an observation that you might find offensive.

Males, biologically and genetically, have a singular function and that is in the continuance of the species: contribute half of the genetic material to the next generation. All other masculine achievements and skills are secondary to this primal function.

As such, the sole design function of the male from an organic standpoint, is to be a life-support mechanism for sperm, and to provide the physical means to deliver sperm into the uterus.

That’s our evolutionary purpose, guys. Get erect, and ejaculate with as much gusto as we can manage. Get hard, cum hard.

The rest is up to the female of the species. To take that load of ejaculate and merge it with her own genetic material, and then to grow that creation into a descendent organism. And in most cases, in mammals and birds, to provide nourishment for the offspring until they can fend for themselves. (Women have the heavy-lifting part of this, no doubt.)

So, as men - from the earliest voice-cracking drop of masturbatory cum, through the late-teen/early twenties rock-hard erections with footlong cumshots, to the slow dribble from a low-hang middle-aged wang - we are driven by nature and desires for pure pleasure to follow wherever it is that our dicks direct us.

Get hard, cum hard. That’s our role.

But I’m not complaining.