Masturbation is a very personal thing. By that I mean that what we enjoy, and how we enjoy it, is as unique, I think, as the number of people who do it. Which is just about everybody. (Stop lying, we know you do it too.) I masturbate fairly frequently now that my wife is suffering though her woes . Depending upon my stress level it may go from three or four times a week to daily. And on infrequent occasions I am a fucking teenager again. I'm a middle-aged man. I have been doing it for years, which means I pretty well have it down to a science. I know what excites me, and this may vary each time I need to get off. From pure mental fantasy to down and out internet porn, I have a variety of "motivators" at my disposal. As a lover of the written word, literary porn is a good way for me to get up. I enjoy reading well-written erotica. It probably started back in my teens when finding ways to excite myself wasn't as easy as turning on a computer (pardon the p