YET ANOTHER MEDICAL EXAM




I'm tempted to begin this entry with "WELL...NUTS".

And so I will.

Fucking scar tissue
Looking up old friends

Just got a phone call from my urologist's office telling me the doctor wants a testicular ultrasound. So...this Thursday I get to go and get the inside of my nuts examined for the third time (in a decade). Looking for any changes to the varicocele, any testicular tortion, or any other things that might explain my chronic left-side pain.

I've got a medical fetish which, fortunately, never manifests itself under actual medical situations. I know I won't get hard, and I know I won't bother with any kids of "modesty protection" (really?), but I'd really rather not have to go lay down in a lab for twenty minutes as a disinterested stranger runs a sensor over my balls. 

Stay tuned.







Well. Fun. My turn

Just got a phone call from my urologist's office telling me the doctor wants a testicular ultrasound. So...this Thursday I get to go and get the inside of my nuts examined for the third time (in a decade). Looking for any changes in the varicocele, any testicular tortion, or any other things that might explain my chronic pain.

I've got a medical fetish which, fortunately, never manifests itself under actual medical situations.
Well. Fun. My turn

Just got a phone call from my urologist's office telling me the doctor wants a testicular ultrasound. So...this Thursday I get to go and get the inside of my nuts examined for the third time (in a decade). Looking for any changes in the varicocele, any testicular tortion, or any other things that might explain my chronic pain.

I've got a medical fetish which, fortunately, never manifests itself under actual medical situations.
Well. Fun. My turn

Just got a phone call from my urologist's office telling me the doctor wants a testicular ultrasound. So...this Thursday I get to go and get the inside of my nuts examined for the third time (in a decade). Looking for any changes in the varicocele, any testicular tortion, or any other things that might explain my chronic pain.

I've got a medical fetish which, fortunately, never manifests itself under actual medical situations.
Well. Fun. My turn

Just got a phone call from my urologist's office telling me the doctor wants a testicular ultrasound. So...this Thursday I get to go and get the inside of my nuts examined for the third time (in a decade). Looking for any changes in the varicocele, any testicular tortion, or any other things that might explain my chronic pain.

I've got a medical fetish which, fortunately, never manifests itself under actual medical situations.
Well. Fun. My turn

Just got a phone call from my urologist's office telling me the doctor wants a testicular ultrasound. So...this Thursday I get to go and get the inside of my nuts examined for the third time (in a decade). Looking for any changes in the varicocele, any testicular tortion, or any other things that might explain my chronic pain.

I've got a medical fetish which, fortunately, never manifests itself under actual medical situations.

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